Denzel makes his key note speach for University of PA Commencement

We ALL know and love Denzel… and congrats to the graduates… but…

Denzel telling students to watch out for Sallie Mae!

I’m almost SURE her breath smelled like rotton bananas… I know how you feel Mr. Washington…

Cannes Film Festival… Fashion for Relief…

Models… Editors… and a Weird Frumpy guy came to support the Fashion for Relief at Majestic Beach Pier…

Naomi Campbell and Editor-In-Chief of Vogue Italy Franca Sozzani

Models with Franca and Zach Abraham, Head of Campaigns for the Red Cross (the Frumpy Guy)

FLIP! for the cause!

Fashion at the MET Gala… flip OR flop?

Get Ready for the Madness and Mayhem…

the MET honored Alexander McQueen:Savage Beauty…
A-lists and NOBODIES attended all dressed up!

Blake Lively in Chanel Couture with Karl Lagerfield

Jenny in Gucci

Sarah Jessica in Alexander McQueen

Stella McCartney in her own threads…

Zoe Saldana in Calvin Klein

Jessica Alba in Ralph Lauren

Rihanna in Alexander McQueen
{not feeling the dirty Goth/grunge look}

Tory Burch & Kanye West in Tory’s threads
{here comes Ye tryna FIT IN again}

Ana Wintour in Chanel
{with an EXTREMELY large black man with a blue garbage bag in the back}

Janelle Monae in Chanel
{I HOPE those rumors of her funky underarms are JUST rumors!}

Ciara in Prabal Gurung
{I like the dress… just dont think Ciara’s feminine enough to pull it off}

Beyonce in Alexander McQueen
{uber FAIL!}

Dakota Fanning in Valentino
{love the Girl… hate the Dress}

Sofia Vergara in Carolina Herrera

Iman in Stella McCartney
{Shakin my Head at you Iman… SAT DOWN!!!}

Christina Ricci in Zac Posen
{these mermaid dresses are KILLING me!}

Andre Leon Talley in cerulean blue robe
{I think he’s a midget standing on another midgets shoulders… JMO}

Naomi Campbell in Alexander McQueen
{NO WORDS for this monstrosity}

Eva Mendes in Stella McCartney
{Im loving this disco 70’s inspired 1-shoulder dress}

Ashley Olsen in Vingate Dior
{lovely}

Hamish Bowles in GOD ONLY KNOWS!
{Beyonce… get ur father!}

1st Beijing International Film Festival

 Beijing proudly hosted their 1st Beijing International Film Feltival held at China’s National Grand Theatre…

How CUTE are Jackie Chan and Zhang Ziyi?

Coach Event for Children’s Defense Fund

The leather brand (FAR FROM LUXURY GUYS C’MON!) hosted a Shopping and Cocktails event in effort to raise funds for the Children’s Defense Fund…

Great idea… love the direction… just not a fan of Coach… they fell off … WAY OFF!!

Anywho… here are a few of the celebrities that made it:

Jurnee Smollett

 

Zoe Saldana

Rosario Dawson

Scarlett Johansson

Justin Chatwin (loving the Members Only Jacket)

Garcelle Beauvais

Coach Event for Children's Defense Fund

The leather brand (FAR FROM LUXURY GUYS C’MON!) hosted a Shopping and Cocktails event in effort to raise funds for the Children’s Defense Fund…

Great idea… love the direction… just not a fan of Coach… they fell off … WAY OFF!!

Anywho… here are a few of the celebrities that made it:

Jurnee Smollett

 

Zoe Saldana

Rosario Dawson

Scarlett Johansson

Justin Chatwin (loving the Members Only Jacket)

Garcelle Beauvais

Not your ordinary Birkin Bag…

Not just any Hermes Birkin Bag… THE Hermes Birkin Bag… Jane Birkin is auctioning her original 1984 Birkin Bag to
support relief efforts for Japan…

 

 (bid)

The current Bid is a little over $8500… Call all the Birkin Wanna-Be’s have them BID on something for a cause… instead of just toting a bag around having the Birkin wear THEM…

They should have a STANDARD for WHO is allowed to buy a Birkin… some of these CRUSTY Celebs are TARNISHING the allure and prestige of Hermes… SHEESH!!!

Let me not get my blood pressure up… Back to the BEACH I go…

FLIP to Ms. Jane Birkin!!!

The Cosbys… STILL LOOKIN GOOD!!! (MOST of them anyways)

The 9th Annual TV Land Awards hosted in NYC for the first time took place at the Javitz Center yesterday… All but Lisa Bonet was in attendance (NOT SURPRISED…)

Anywho… here’s a couple quick pics…

From

To

Keisha Knight Pulliam… Tempestt Bledsoe… and Raven-Symone

 

Americas FAVORITE Mom Phylicia Rashad

The girls

Sabrina LeBeauf & Keisha Knight Pulliam … Malcolm-Jamal Warner

And Bill himself… lookin older than DIRT… HEALTHY but old! Go HEAD MAN!!!

The awards are set to air on the 17th… TUNE IN!!!

Bulgari joining LVMH… WHOMP WHOMP….

Here we go with another TAKEOVER… Big name brands are DE-Bo’ing the smaller competition… LVMH just bought half of Bulgari’s shares… and will give back 16 million shares to the family in exchange for the 152 they currently have…. STRAIGHT DE BO!!!

SMH… just hopes it doesnt turn PISSY!!!

You may wanna cover up Julie… your payroll check may bounce!!

Galliano Banned from his own Catwalk!

SO Galliano… and his bad attitude self… was absent from his Parisian event that unveiled his Autmn/Winter 2011 collection. Supposedly hes in Arizona at a clinic for treatment… WHATEVS! Bad attitude and ALL he’s Galliano for a REASON!!

According to the Telegraph, (NO EMAIL? AS IF!!!!)  the models strolled across Turkish carpets in hourglass tweed and wool suiting, fringed and trimmed with fur and accessorised with feathered head-pieces; cashmere cocoon coats with stitched, satin hems; and open-back, printed silk shirts, tucked into draped pencil skirts, lavished with bows on one side.

SHEESH… With all THAT being said… GALLIANO… SIT YOUR $5 A$$ DOWN BEFORE I MAKE CHANGE!!! ~Martin Payne